//store the quotations in arrays

quotes = new Array(152);
authors = new Array(152);


quotes[0] = "trash can, trash can";
authors[0] = "HAssell";

quotes[1] = "I roast heads";
authors[1] = "HAssell";

quotes[2] = "happy little trees....";
authors[2] = "kelley, while dying hair";

quotes[3] = "you people scare me.";
authors[3] = "guy to kelley and kate at the mall";

quotes[4] = "what?  lingerie?";
authors[4] = "a cop to jason and ryan in d.c.";

quotes[5] = "so why aren't you hanging around *mechanicsburg* tonight?";
authors[5] = "camp hill cops to a group of us breaking curfew";

quotes[6] = "hey josh.  why don't you come up here, josh?";
authors[6] = "camp hill cops to a group of us breaking curfew";

quotes[7] = "'Did you like the show?' ... 'I don't know'";
authors[7] = "michael and amanda @ the baking horselies show";

quotes[8] = "(Casually) Do you guys wanna fight?";
authors[8] = "A group of wiggers to a group of us at the mall";

quotes[9] = "pretty pretty m&ms...";
authors[9] = "elizabeth";

quotes[10] = "Hey, can you do me a favor and mmmmmrrrrshmme mmmmmre cause you're fat";
authors[10] = "some girl in the Sheetz parking lot";

quotes[11] = "I can kick that high";
authors[11] = "Ryan, to Elizabeth";

quotes[12] = "'what grade are you people in?  second?'...'um, all grades...'";
authors[12] = "neighboorhood crack fiends and kate at her birthday party";

quotes[13] = "'yeah, funeral music always sucks.'...'well, they won't hear it!'";
authors[13] = "somebody and hassell";

quotes[14] = "Hey, kids, flip over for Chicken Run fun!";
authors[14] = "Kate at Burger King ::snicker::";

quotes[15] = "why is erin always picking it up?! *sticks out leg and arm and looks acrobatic";
authors[15] = "kelley";

quotes[16] = "MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC";
authors[16] = "Tony";

quotes[17] = "It's a pretty lightsaber...";
authors[17] = "Kelley to Brenda at 4 AM";

quotes[18] = "i'm an inappropriate comma!";
authors[18] = "kelley at giant";

quotes[19] = "I have sensitive eyes";
authors[19] = "Ryan";

quotes[20] = "Big dinner idea";
authors[20] = "HAssell";

quotes[21] = "I don't think people are born evil.  I just think they're quick learners.";
authors[21] = "Richard Cardinale";

quotes[22] = "::sings:: Sweet little seed, i love you so, are you afraid of me why won't you grow grow grow?";
authors[22] = "Kate and some chimes";

quotes[23] = "Ouch, I stepped on a slut!!";
authors[23] = "HAssell";

quotes[24] = "I'm fine! ::waves arm::";
authors[24] = "Elizabeth (but it's from Vampire Hunter D)";

quotes[25] = "MEF MEF MEF MEF MEF MEF";
authors[25] = "What Lies Beneath";

quotes[26] = "'It looks like you have a dead mouse in your hair'...'yeah, mice have feathers'";
authors[26] = "*someone* and elizabeth";

quotes[27] = "ryan, you're a trucker.";
authors[27] = "jason";

quotes[28] = "Buttercup, you stink!  Take a bath!";
authors[28] = "The Professor to Buttercup";

quotes[29] = "Why don't you get your mommy to make you a sandwich... oh wait... SHE CAN'T!";
authors[29] = "Buttercup";

quotes[30] = "I want your pants!";
authors[30] = "Kelley";

quotes[31] = "If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em! ::puts coupon in mouth::";
authors[31] = "Ryan";

quotes[32] = "You look like an angel...";
authors[32] = "Ryan to Kelley";

quotes[33] = "You can't pee... drink a 40... you can't threesome... drink a 40!";
authors[33] = "Kate";

quotes[34] = "'Cause they're bees and they're scary and they're bees...";
authors[34] = "Kelley (and sometimes Kate too) while doing the Bee Dance";

quotes[35] = "::large thunder clap:: Rock on, God, rock on!!";
authors[35] = "Ryan";

quotes[36] = "That racks!";
authors[36] = "Kelley and Kate every five seconds";

quotes[37] = "You bounce around on your ass?? I don't like you!";
authors[37] = "Jason";

quotes[38] = "You live in this muthafucka? ::to kate:: You look like a pot head...";
authors[38] = "the weed guy";

quotes[39] = "::mockingly:: Don't you feel better now that you're squeaky clean... SHUT UP!";
authors[39] = "Buttercup";

quotes[40] = "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh make some sense!";
authors[40] = "HAssell to Kate";

quotes[41] = "i need a rod or two.";
authors[41] = "larry";

quotes[42] = "big slobby hunk of death! right over here!";
authors[42] = "Michael";

quotes[43] = "that didn't go qua!";
authors[43] = "Kelley";

quotes[44] = "It's the environment, stupid!";
authors[44] = "some guy's shirt at Busch Gardens";

quotes[45] = "Aeroswift... blllll bllll bleh!!!!!!!!!!";
authors[45] = "Jen Shade";

quotes[46] = "shupp!";
authors[46] = "HAssell";

quotes[47] = "'my back hurts.  i wish i didn't have a back.'  ..... 'that's like not having a roof!'";
authors[47] = "ryan and kate";

quotes[48] = "It reeks of soda, sarcasm, and toothpicks...";
authors[48] = "Richard Cardinale";

quotes[49] = "Kate: I always stay up this late  Jason: Same here...I don't know whitey";
authors[49] = "Kate and Jason (of course)";

quotes[50] = "Yes. I just stood there...cheesy and motionless.";
authors[50] = "Michael";

quotes[51] = "I like it, it's exciting.";
authors[51] = "Jason, about daylight savings time";

quotes[52] = "When you watch a scary movie, you're scared because it's scary";
authors[52] = "Jason";

quotes[53] = "'we have to work on our side project' 'what's your main project then?'";
authors[53] = "Richard in response to Kate and Elizabeth";

quotes[54] = "Chuck: Why do you hate Christopher Reeves? Ryan: Why not?";
authors[54] = "Chuck and Ryan";

quotes[55] = "mcleft turn = i'm hungry.";
authors[55] = "HAssell";

quotes[56] = "That's going on the quote board";
authors[56] = "Everybody every five seconds";

quotes[57] = "i'll have a doctor...";
authors[57] = "Jason at the Burger King drive-thru";


quotes[58] = "I want to be a tree when i grow up...";
authors[58] = "Kate";

quotes[59] = "I'm not listening...";
authors[59] = "Kate to Kelley";

quotes[60] = "I wish I had big, floppy ears....";
authors[60] = "Kate";

quotes[61] = "There's the lengths you can go to for comedy....and then there's you.";
authors[61] = "Kate to Richard";

quotes[62] = "Who are you?  I've gone deaf bitchbird.";
authors[62] = "Ryan when he was hockley";

quotes[63] = "I'm too lazy to be a sidekick.  I need to be sought after by raffle tickets and called pregnant Charlie.";
authors[63] = "Ryan";

quotes[64] = "9 10 here comes the plate!";
authors[64] = "Kate's coloring book";

quotes[65] = "the panda zippered jumpsuits didnt prevent the silvers from collapsing into the sideways barrel";
authors[65] = "Elizabeth, at 2 am on Notre Dame campus";

quotes[66] = "Why don't you go dance around the maypole?";
authors[66] = "Brak";

quotes[67] = "You know why I hate these gloves?  They're awesome.";
authors[67] = "Richard";

quotes[68] = "Shut up. I'm the princess.";
authors[68] = "Richard";

quotes[69] = "::points at overheard walkway:: ANYONE!!!!!!!";
authors[69] = "HAssell";

quotes[70] = "yep. its good he's home. brings out the jewishness in me";
authors[70] = "Jesse, about his brother";

quotes[71] = "Why do you have a picture of Jennifer Love Hew**::slaps self::";
authors[71] = "Nick";

quotes[72] = "Once I ate soap because I thought it was a crayon. 'how'd you do that?' It was shaped like a clown!";
authors[72] = "Ryan and Jason";

quotes[73] = "Wendell Skiball";
authors[73] = "Solitaire Game";

quotes[74] = "When life gives me a lemon...I turn it into some sort of weapon.";
authors[74] = "Richard";

quotes[75] = "You know you're a Baron fan when . . .";
authors[75] = "The Sign";

quotes[76] = "I'll have an anarchy burger, hold the government....just kidding!!";
authors[76] = "Josh Reynolds at the Burger King drive-through";

quotes[77] = "It doesn't corrupt - it informs.";
authors[77] = "Cheeser, about ichabod";

quotes[78] = "Is your toaster friendly?";
authors[78] = "Elizabeth";

quotes[79] = "enjoy the wintery goodness!";
authors[79] = "Michael";

quotes[80] = "she's so shy, she's overlapping herself!";
authors[80] = "Kate, about Catherine";

quotes[81] = "why is there a blue screen? *knock knock knock*";
authors[81] = "Mrs. Cardinale";

quotes[82] = "i want to get to know this fairy!";
authors[82] = "Jason, about snickerbell";

quotes[83] = "god bless you! or happy vacuuming!";
authors[83] = "Michael (in reply to a sneeze)";

quotes[84] = "There's your solution. Don't get upset, get naked.";
authors[84] = "Kate to Kelley";

quotes[85] = "I'm going upstairs the crap out of this place.";
authors[85] = "Richard Cardinale";

quotes[86] = "I know you too well to pretend to not know you.";
authors[86] = "Richard Cardinale";

quotes[87] = "I'm the interference; I'm the sand traps.";
authors[87] = "Kate";

quotes[88] = "You're not supposed to have fun in lose hell!";
authors[88] = "Kate";

quotes[89] = "You never know when you're gonna run into a jukebox...";
authors[89] = "The nice guy at the new coffeeshop who gave us quarters :)";

quotes[90] = "You can't get much bigger and better than the sitcom.";
authors[90] = "Kelley";

quotes[91] = "Johnny, that's beautiful!";
authors[91] = "Richard Cardinale";

quotes[92] = "Rasicm is conducive to homosexuality";
authors[92] = "Richard Cardinale";

quotes[93] = "Look at him. He's like Nick, only funny.";
authors[93] = "Kate discussing Ryan Stiles";

quotes[94] = "If you do something wrong, at least do it right.";
authors[94] = "Richard's friend";

quotes[95] = "What do you think is going to happen to her Spanish?";
authors[95] = "HAssell about Miss Downy";

quotes[96] = "there's always one....";
authors[96] = "the cart guy at wal-mart";

quotes[97] = "nothing...not a sausage.";
authors[97] = "Prof. Lappin";

quotes[98] = "One for snzzzzzccccc!";
authors[98] = "Kelley to Laura and HAssell";

quotes[99] = "yip yip yip does that to me!!";
authors[99] = "Tony (in a rather aggravated tone)";

quotes[100] = "Foo!";
authors[100] = "Richard Cardinale";

quotes[101] = "Take a bath!";
authors[101] = "Richard Cardinale";

quotes[102] = "I don't like the mafia.";
authors[102] = "Chip";

quotes[103] = "I'm gonna wash your clock!";
authors[103] = "Kater";

quotes[104] = "She's one weaved mutha - Shut yo mouth!  I'm just talkin' 'bout Gladys!";
authors[104] = "Richard Cardinale";

quotes[105] = "It's tradition!";
authors[105] = "the standard response to 'why are you eating an eggplant?' or 'why are you eating that grapefruit?'";

quotes[106] = "More brownies? ::tongue thing::";
authors[106] = "Mrs. Cardinale";

quotes[107] = "'q' is kinda odd, i think...it's like a 9 with issues";
authors[107] = "Kelley to HAssell";

quotes[108] = "'For instant comedy, just add hassell'";
authors[108] = "Richard Cardinale";

quotes[109] = "your car makes my house look small. (that should go on the quote page. too bad it's down.)";
authors[109] = "kate and rich";

quotes[110] = "i'm drinking a sofa";
authors[110] = "richard to his brother mike with me standing there in the middle";

quotes[111] = "ho-ho meat (said very, very gently)";
authors[111] = "dyann, to kate, repeatedly";

quotes[112] = "any day is Hampster Breath Day! ... as long as you're happy.";
authors[112] = "kate and jason at sheetz";

quotes[113] = "There's two things I fear in life, humanity and stinging insects.";
authors[113] = "Ryan";

quotes[114] = "I don't even believe I exist.  I think I'm just a product of somebody's over-active imagination.";
authors[114] = "Ryan";

quotes[115] = "I play with dirt!";
authors[115] = "HAssell";

quotes[116] = "Watch out for falling prices";
authors[116] = "Gurley-Leep";

quotes[117] = "Noooo playing hookey!";
authors[117] = "Hassell";

quotes[118] = " * gint * ";
authors[118] = "(jerks head) Hassell";

quotes[119] = "goofy killer";
authors[119] = "ND ichabodders";

quotes[120] = "If I stuff Jason up my ass, does that mean I can shoot him?";
authors[120] = "Chuck";

quotes[121] = "Chuck: 'that fucking rain - i was about to go hardcore on my bike... BUT NOOOOO... i have to spoil your day with my wetness' Ryan: 'what a piece of shit mother nature is'";
authors[121] = "Chuck and Ryan";

quotes[122] = "Fat Girl: 'Do you guys have some sort of staring problem...' Ryan: 'No, but you obviously have an eating problem.'";
authors[122] = "Ryan And Fat Girl In Ruby Tuesday Parking Lot";

quotes[123] = "I don't fear beer!";
authors[123] = "Nick";

quotes[124] = "He's Super That Guy!";
authors[124] = "Rich (about Cheeser)";

quotes[125] = "Alone, we are nothing. But when we band together, we can become - That Guy.";
authors[125] = "Cheeser";

quotes[126] = "The Hokey Pokey's my anthem, man!";
authors[126] = "Kate";

quotes[127] = "There's random piles of stuff burning....*pause*...on a hill!...next to the turnpike!";
authors[127] = "Cheeser and HAssell";

quotes[128] = "I can't drink this I'm Phillip";
authors[128] = "Nick";

quotes[129] = "it's like he's eating his face from the inside";
authors[129] = "Larry on shawn's snoring";

quotes[130] = "ROCK ON GOD!!!";
authors[130] = "Ryan to the sky";

quotes[131] = "I don't need you TADOOSH!!!!!!!!";
authors[131] = "Larry to Jason and kate as they were semi in a moment";

quotes[132] = "Show me the hemmie";
authors[132] = "what Larry heard on an insanity tape";

quotes[133] = "'What's five times three?',.....Fish!!!!";
authors[133] = "Mr. Mescia and Jason discussing math";

quotes[134] = "I'm sick of movies being so realistic. This is just like a movie.";
authors[134] = "Josh Lee reguarding Raiders of the Lost Ark";

quotes[135] = "I'm Italian. I know about passion and food.";
authors[135] = "Jason";

quotes[136] = "fan-bloody-tastic";
authors[136] = "Elizabeth's British psych prof";

quotes[137] = "I should do my christmas shopping in here!";
authors[137] = "Nick, after entering Giant foods";

quotes[138] = "I watched you for hours";
authors[138] = "Nick, while chasing Ryan around like psycho in his backyard at night with a guitar";

quotes[139] = "You look like an empire";
authors[139] = "Nick";

quotes[140] = "I can't believe my name is Nick.";
authors[140] = "Nick after waking up in the world while visiting Pittsburgh";

quotes[141] = "Hey I know you.";
authors[141] = "Nick, everytime he sees someone he knows";

quotes[142] = "Look a hot goat!";
authors[142] = "Nick points at wall";

quotes[143] = "Larry: Is that chicken in here? Jason: No, it's my pet.";
authors[143] = "Jason";

quotes[144] = "We need to keep moshing if only for this color scheme we have going.";
authors[144] = "Michael at the Elizabethtown American Legion show";

quotes[145] = "Is that case for this case?";
authors[145] = "Nick";

quotes[146] = "If you live with someone and they say there is a monkey throwing technicolor shit at cars outside you have to believe them";
authors[146] = "Larry";

quotes[147] = "I am the biggest Nick who ever nicked a nick when there is nick, nick nick nick nick nick.(or something like that)";
authors[147] = "Nick";

quotes[148] = "When a man loves a woman...";
authors[148] = "Ryan's friend Michael Bolton singing 'When A Man Loves A Woman' because he lost a bet during karaoke at kokomo's in harrisburg";

quotes[149] = "Everybody respects somebody...";
authors[149] = "Joe Cox";

quotes[150] = "Hey there's people walking around outside on your maple trees bouncing watermelons off their feet is that allowed?";
authors[150] = "Nick trying to make sense";

quotes[151] = "I don't care who I play lasertag with. It doesn't matter if your my enemy or my teammate I'm going to shoot anyway.";
authors[151] = "Joe Cox";

//<!--add-->


//calculate a random index

index = Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length);

//display the quotation

document.write("\"" + quotes[index] + "\"<br>");

document.write(authors[index] + "<br>");

//done